Who The Hell Do You Think You Are
I’m a recovering Catholic
drug fiend and addict,
a drunk, a thief and an ex-con,
musician, writer, half assed poet, and fighter,
a grifter, failed husband and father,
horrible dancer, an excellent cook, well read and scholar,
a liar, a crack shot, and a great driver.
Quick tempered, dog person, sports fan, once a smuggler
too old to do any more time,
so now I’m retired.