It was a mystery to us all.
“Man I’ve had some shit reviews but never one that I couldn’t understand.”
All my friends read it and yet none could explain.
The four star review and the weird ass comment .
We all speculated but this mystery remained unsolved.
The hipster critic and editor had created a legend within itself.
I rather crack a bottle than crack a code.
Some mysteries are best left unsolved.
Leonardo da Vinci doesn’t have shit on you.
John Patrick Robins
Is the editor of both the Rye Whiskey Review and Under The Bleachers.
His work has appeared in.
Synchronized Chaos , The San Pedro River Review , The Move River Review , Ariel Chart , Red Fez, Stanzaic Stylings, Angry Old Man Magazine , Horror Sleaze Trash, Outlaw Poetry Network, Piker Press,
He is the author of Smoking At The Gas Pumps published by Soma Publishing .
And A Cold Beer Beats A Warm Heart .
Published by Alien Buddha Press.
His work is always unfiltered.