Thus sprach THE GENERAL-MANAGER today

Gesundheit.
Thanks all for joining in this quest to reach the bottom; now, the = THE GENERAL-MANAGER, in that cleverly hidden booth way back yonder, (Ho!)  ohfjnoiefjgnwes   woffjjweefiuvjweeuygvhwef  turned slightly away from the overcomplicated/overengineered control panel they’d cobbled-in front o’them for this, and took some sort of stock. 
Do not let the confuser come in with those doomed to confusion (riff riff riff .....etc entablin’condemned to never know what’s what in a tall Go! 
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Here. There. Here-therE, slow, slower slowest guh t’last. In-seated l’lone at the control panel. Yes. We-seated. Y’know, we could spin this chair atcha’ three quarters or so, to down-bore yo how we climbed up way here through what seem too too many years of; urinal hairs Gaahhhh in the narrow aisle out the door, bear left, with a great highly impassible green-tinted extra heavy chain-linker twa ha right, solid brick-krete rough painted from the gloss floor to way up out of sight, ih, ya. We can tell ya how. We can’r deliver more of that to this, since—noticing all rich details of a stroll out that place can’t be ‘cause there were none, e’see, we got brung up to poke at the into thee next required task. To do more than that, well—would dilute the effort. Resulting in such weak tea as we got served up to us here. But whatcha want, anyway? Too priced up eh? Whose payin’? You? You? Or you or you or you {ha} we do think not. {ha ha} no, and you see this is why we got climbed out so high over you’re not no (you’re way behind but don’t fret. The masters follow.) e’en there ‘cause see here? See here where we’ve just entered here? This is just one seat ‘cause at any one time especially up here there can be no but one o’ copy o’eee THE GENERAL-MANAGER. See why we’re sat here, and you poors just must stand? Stand and gape in tight awe, and heady worry, but keep back far. This is just a demonstration today. The real work needs a secret. But in both wise’s we be t’ muck-butter’d the the the the one ‘n ‘ly great big THE GENERAL-MANAGER. (note the scone plate if y’ want ‘m. And the Gunnar’s snouts {snipped ‘way so cleanly, and, leaving the deep-seed row intact for the growing out of one o’re ten others like +so economically feasible of a fast snip-snip-snip’n-snip, lop, catch, and serve}) may it pass quickly, stated the skinny yet finally all-powerful oh-so Turkish judge, so—there you go—see that?  Yes. Do see that. Don’t tell me—you failed to see that? Pity oh pity, pity ten times. That moment’s judge’s gone. No no no, there’s that’s only the body. That now back there you so carelessly missed is shooting off behind you, like, no,  we are sorry. That is simply impossible. Oh yes, a mistake it was, and—oh, yes, yes yes yes yes—everybody makes mistakes, but no, we are sorry. As THE GENERAL-MANAGER, we have to tell you the end is already here. Look down there und merchantman’s marine. Look down—so there’s a floor? So what? See past it or—or what? What’s that mean scone? Little hard cold scone, a’begging now you may so pitiably be, but you got to; whose rules? Hah. Rules are rules, and whose rules, well—that’s not even a proper question—b’ hey—ey there up the back row put ‘o sight you may all be, but in fact you are up there, and o’yes you may yes nod nod nod and you’re welcome, stand then, stand—don’t worry, that’s not as high as they look. Go cover. Now. Bone, we were told we were gathered for a look at the instrument panels. Bone, are those the instrument panels way out there (binocolars binoculars love the look of a sycophant behind tight-raised big black binoculars &gearhead& sprain shift +workers tussle workers shifting and tussling until + there it is behold the spoons of it—so, for purposes of this preliminary presentation, behold painted on those walls over there the (as stated) overcomplicated overengineered control panel they’d cobbled-in front o’them for this; all says what now? All says cut the long train in two sit down stop all the ruminating and take the controls we been stalling long enough imaging this and that truth to be self-evident ho ho ho and ‘fter thinking “louse” one more time, rule number one =  do not let the confuser come in with those doomed to confusion = two = BLINK do not let the confuser come in with those doomed  = three = BLINK do not let the confuser come in = BLINK o not let the conf = LIN not let = I let no I let no yes I did no you didn’t whew okay now that’s all melted away let’s get down to those brass-tacked down cold notices requiring the primary attention God loaded into this here today, as we said and did stated in the beginnng o’ today, hic hic (plaster), entablin’condemned to never know what’s what in a tall Go! Okay, so?
So.
Okay. So let’s git.
Thus sprach THE GENERAL-MANAGER today.
Ready then now, eh? Good. Please be seated.