To Be, Or—Oh Never Mind!
Yes, Mr. Shakespeare,
We know your works have been
Read, and absorbed,
By a robot.
That’s modern culture, ala 2023!
Yes, you were famous once,
We know,
But what’s important today
Is the skill of the robots!
Yes, your plays are amazing,
But they can be imitated,
Even improved upon
By robots,
by non-human
technological entities!
In fact, we’ve shown
One of our bots your letter
Protesting their existence!
Here’s its response--in your style:
“It’s a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury,
signifying NOTHING!”
Feel free to contact us again!
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