PENDULUM CAN I EAT THIS?
Tell me where you come from, brunette
Tell me where you come from, salty.
She’s my aunt Guadalupe
That I saw yesterday
When she came from visiting
A healer from Cuellar (Segovia).
Before, due to her stomach illness
(Indigestion, acidity, ulcer, gastritis)
She had visited
A healer from Valencia
Another from San Juan de Luz, in France
And another from Padua, Italy
Watching from the trains
That took her to these places
How the fields and houses danced
Near the tracks as they passed
And the sun playing
In the shine of the rocky ground
Next to the rivers of the mountains.
She believed in the magic of healers.
That’s why she went from one healer to another
Telling her troubles to the cows
That she saw grazing in the first poplar grove
Next to the healers’ house
Chewing, chewing
Next to the flutes of a grassland
Low, swampy ground
Covered with wild straw and other species
Typical of humid places.
Among them
The healer of Cuellar
Was the one who, for her, did the greatest good
Because he gave her a precious pendulum
To which, held with the same hand
With which we write
Between the thumb and index finger
We must ask it
Placing it on top
Of the three daily meals
(Lunch, snack, dinner):
-Pendulum, can I eat this?
If the pendulum turns to the left, it’s no.
If it turns to the right, it’s yes.
So, my aunt Guadalupe
Enlivening the teapot, the pot and the plates
Going on and on with the pendulum
Began to tear up
All the diets she had on paper
And meal plans
To take them, later, to the dumpster
Forgetting all her sorrows
Even though her stomach hurt
Like that cow of the Galician lady
From Xermade, in Lugo
Who only said to her
When she went to visit her: Moo.
-Daniel de Culla