BURGOS EUROPEAN CAPITAL
OF THE CULTURAL DOG ​​POOP


“Whoever gets up early and watches
Dog poop is revealed to her/him”
This saying is used a lot
By all these men and women
Boys and girls
That early in the morning
Take out their dogs or bitches
To piss or shit.
It is worth seeing what emotion they show
All of them
That even some
Cry crocodile tears
Picking up its poo
In plastic bag
And, with devotion, they throw it
In the first trash can they find.
Also, proud of your dog or bitch
Some gentlemen, few ladies
Leave the shit
So that pedestrians or children
Step on that shit
Like Núñez who stepped on
That Bimba shit
In green garden
Or Candle that he took in his hands
Such a shit
By Bimbo
That it seemed to us all
A Christian weapon seized from the Moors.
On this earth
As in the entire Iberian Peninsula
In the shield of its lineage
There's some big pooch shit
Who is sniffing the ass
Of a white bitch.
Domingo (Sunday), who is a vegetarian
And doesn't pick up his dog's poop
The one he calls Sancha
Tells me: "That shit
That my bitch has left at the gates
From the “Damn Madness” Bar
It is for two drinkers
That You knows
What are Zorita la de la Mancha
When leaving the bar they step on it
And the one who stands the best wins
By stepping on it
That it is culture ¡

-Daniel de Culla