Just AN Unhinged Lunatic Howling AT THE Moon

On a moonlit late-night
I sat in the Cosmos Bar

In Soi Cowboy

Drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew

With one scotch, and one bourbon. and one beer

To chase it all down.

Twenty drinks too sober.

Just an unhinged lunatic
Dreaming of howling

at the super full moon.

Watching the world walk by
Looking at all the fine-looking babes
Walking by the street
Thinking wild, erotic thoughts
Of endless wild libertine passions.

When into the bar
Walked the most beautiful women
In the Universe.
So wild, so free
So wonderfully alive.

I did not know what to do
As this carnal, deprave

lustful vision of delight

Sauntered through the bar
In a skin-tight leather pants

Looked so fine
That my eyeballs hurt

And finally

 I had to say something
So I gathered up

My manly courage

And walked up to her
And she looked at me

And instantly

Bewitched my soul
Mesmerizing me

With a devilish grin.

I lost all reason
And became a raving lunatic
Unhinged lunatic
Howling at the moon.

Foaming at the mouth
A wild, free werewolf
Howling at the lunatic light
Of the full Moon