my hand is big (supersized me)
my hand is big
my foot is big
my leg is big
my waist is big
my shoe is big
my pants are big
my shirt is 6XL
my DVD is big
my hamburger is big
my fries are big
my cereal box is big
my bowl is big
my plate is big
my fork is big
my table is big
my car is big
my lawn is big
my satellite dish is big
my screens are big:
my flat screen TV
my 30” computer monitor
my gaming system console
my cell phone eye
my watch face
my on-board GPS
my Hummer windshield
& the on-board, drop down TV
my speakers are big
my knobs are big
my ears are big
my mouth is big
my jowls are big
my neck is big
my soap is big
my shampoo is big
my cooking oil is big
my salt is big
my furnace is big
my dishwasher is big
my stove is big
my refrigerator is big
my freezer is big
my fires are big
my sinks are big
my faucet is big
my cupboards are big
my plates are big
my kitchen is big
my toilet is big
my belly is big
my chest is big
my navel is big
my ass is big
my thighs are big
my couch is big
my rug is big
my toothpaste is big
my toothbrush is big
my teeth are big
my remote is big
my table is big
my glass is big
my nose is big
my cheeks are big
my beer is big
my chips are big
my pizza is big
my soda is big
my lips are big
my big hand
my big finger
my big button
my big remote
my big screen
my big eyes
my big head
my big life
A multi-media artist living near Washington, DC, Jeff Bagato produces poetry and prose as well as electronic music and glitch video. Some of his poetry and visuals have recently appeared in Empty Mirror, Futures Trading, Otoliths, Gold Wake Live, H&, The New Post-Literate, and Midnight Lane Boutique. Some short fiction has appeared in Gobbet and The Colored Lens. He has published nineteen books, all available through the usual online markets, including Savage Magic (poetry) and Computing Angels (fiction). A blog about his writing and publishing efforts can be found at http://jeffbagato.com.
This one cracked me up—so funny.