It was a mystery to us all.

“Man I’ve had some shit reviews but never one that I couldn’t understand.”

All my friends read it and yet none could explain.

The four star review and the weird ass comment .

We all speculated but this mystery remained unsolved.

The hipster critic and editor had created a legend within itself.

I rather crack a bottle than crack a code.

Some mysteries are best left unsolved.

R.T.C Arthur.

Leonardo da Vinci doesn’t have shit on you.

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John Patrick Robins 

Is the editor of both the Rye Whiskey Review and Under The Bleachers.

His work has appeared in.

Synchronized Chaos , The San Pedro River Review , The Move River Review , Ariel Chart , Red Fez, Stanzaic Stylings, Angry Old Man Magazine , Horror Sleaze Trash, Outlaw Poetry Network, Piker Press,

He is the author of Smoking At The Gas Pumps published by Soma Publishing .

And A Cold Beer Beats A Warm Heart .

Published by Alien Buddha Press.

His work is always unfiltered.