NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 2025

He sent ICE into factories, fields;

seized workers, whisked them off to jail.

Alcatraz in the Everglades

is bursting with brown immigrants.

He wants the Nobel Peace Prize.

Sent National Guardsmen to LA,

threatens Portland, Chicago, and more.

He’ll quell protests in blue-state burgs

with military troops and guns.

He wants the Nobel Peace Prize.

He took health care away from millions;

food stamps, too, and meals on wheels.

He’s gunning for Social Security,

and all programs that help the poor.

He wants the Nobel Peace Prize.

Why? He’s ended seven wars!

Which? Don’t ask.  Big wars.  Bad wars.

When? Fake News is so unfair!

Broadcast license should be revoked.

Surprise! He didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize.