Bad Neighbor
He’s out with
His London
On a chilly
Monday morning
London needs
To use the bathroom
The two of them
Are right outside the apartment
And then some neighbor
Who is walking his dog
Sees the two of them
And starts marching their way
The man and the dog
Are coming right at them
And this isn’t
The first time
That this guy
Has done this
So he picks London up
And crosses the street
Then he makes
A few comments about
The guy’s intelligence and more
He’s holding London
As he makes his comments
The guy who doesn’t know how
To walk a dog
Is very surprised to receive
This negative feedback
And then some
More words are exchanged
And then the guy
Who doesn’t know how
To walk a dog
Walks away with his dog.
Taylor Dibbert is a poet in Washington, DC. He’s author of, most recently, “Takoma.”