To Kill a Mockingbird >>>>> To Grill a Cookingbird (A cookbook for amateurs living on the street)
A Room of One’s Own >>>>> A Roof on One’s Home (An elegantly written polemic arguing for the rights of homeless folks)
Gravity’s Rainbow >>>>> Verbosity’s Brainblow (Alternates: Senility’s Insanebow, Depravity’s Groinbone, Celerity’s Raceboat, Lucidity’s Dreamflow)
The Old Man and the Sea >>>>> The Old Manatee and the Sea That Dried Up and Left Him in the Sand
The Old Man and the Sea >>>>> The Old Manatee and the Sea That Dried Up and Left Him in the Sand
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe >>>>> The Lying Bitch and the Wart Hog
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari >>>>> The Ethics Probe and Possible Impeachment of Dr. Caligari (Who As it Turns Out, May Not Even Be a Real Doctor)
A Midsummer Night’s Dream >>>>> A Midsummer Night’s Gentrification So Severe You Hardly Recognize It as a Midsummer Night Any More, and Anyway, You Can’t Afford It
The Canterbury Tales >>>>> The Climate Denial Tales
Sylvester and the Magic Pebble >>>>> Sylvester and the Strangely Mind-Altering Tea That May Not Have Been the Kind He Expected
Love in the Time of Cholera >>>>> Real Intelligence in the Time of A.I.
One Hundred Years of Solitude >>>>> Two More Years of Donald Trump
How to Win Friends and Influence People >>>>> How to Convince People that 9/11 Was a Controlled Demolition and Influence Them Away From Corporate Capitalism Toward a Society That Values People Over Profit and Mutual Aid Over Buying Power
10,000 Leagues Under the Sea >>>>> 10,000 Politicians and Bureaucrats Under the Sea Wearing Concrete Galoshes
The Power of Now >>>>> The Power of Reminiscing About Better Times in the Past & Trying Nervously Not to Think Too Much About the Future
Future Shock >>>>> Right Now Shock
The 10,000 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins >>>>> The 10,000 Guns of Brutus Bumpstockins the Future Perpetrator of Yet Another Mass Shooting in a Public Space (As if We Don’t Have Enough Problems Without Shooting Ourselves)
The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of Something or Other >>>>> The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of the Anarchist Hackerspace That Never Seems to Close and Seems to Have No Rules
Pretty Woman >>>>> Attractive Individual of Indeterminate Gender
The Silence of the Lambs >>>>> The Surveillance of the Lambs (Alternate: The Silence of the Drones)
An Inconvenient Truth >>>>> A Massive, Ear-splitting Wake-Up Call
The Never Ending Story >>>>> The Ever Napping Stoner (Alternate: The Clever Branded Startup)
Charlotte’s Web >>>>> Charlatan’s Web Site
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? >>>>> What Ever Happened to Habeas Corpus?
Dude, Where’s My Car? >>>>> Dude, Where’s My Net Neutrality?
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians >>>>> Santa Claus Conquers the Corporate Oligarchy
Invasion of the Body Snatchers >>>>> Invasion of the Civil Liberty Snatchers
Eyes Wide Shut >>>>> Lies Wide Open
The Town That Dreaded Sundown >>>>> The Town That Dreaded Patriarchy (This could be about Portland, OR)
Blood-Sucking Freaks >>>>> Blood-Sucking Capitalists
The Creature From the Black Lagoon >>>>> The Creature From the Black Lives Matter Lagoon (Alternate: The Creature From the Alt-Right Lagoon)
Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte >>>>> Hush, Hush Sweet Plutocrat
The Hills Have Eyes >>>>> The Hills Have Domestic Terrorists (Alternate: The Hills Have COINTELPRO)
The People Under the Stairs >>>>> The Nanothermite Under the Stairs (9/11-Truth related)
The People Under the Stairs >>>>> The Nanothermite Under the Stairs (9/11-Truth related)
Requiem For a Dream >>>>> Requiem For a Social Welfare State
The Journey of Natty Gan >>>>> The Schoolyard Shooting of Natty Gan
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory >>>>> Charlie & the Yellowcake Uranium Factory
The Day the Earth Stood Still >>>>> The Day the Earth Did Not Stand Still (EARTHQUAKE!!!)
Two more I’d like to add:
Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster >>>>> Godzilla Vs. the Massive Plastic Gyre in the Pacific Ocean That’s Already Four Times the Size of California
AND
Heather Has Two Mommies >>>>> Heather Has No Health Insurance
Two more I’d like to add!
Godzilla Vs. The Smog Monster >>>>> Godzilla Vs. the Massive Plastic Gyre in the Pacific Ocean That’s Already Four Times the Size of California
AND
Heather Has Two Mommies >>>>> Heather Has No Health Insurance