





For Dear Eva Lianou Petropoulou
Dear Eva is a woman, a queen so rare,
the one who makes this world more rich and fair,
poetry is her everlasting flame,
and in her work, there is no end to claim.
She lifts up poets from all lands afar,
their verses shining bright like every star,
she knows no bounds, no borders to her art,
for love’s sweet fragrance flows from all her heart.
For poetry she lives, all souls unite,
her deeds reflect her spirit pure and bright,
for Eva is a woman strong and wise,
who conquers worlds through verses that arise.
She shares her peace across the world so wide,
through poets’ hearts where gentle dreams abide,
and so I thank her deeply, from my soul,
for through her, my own verses reach their goal.
Warm greetings now from Croatia I send,
with humble lines to you, both muse and friend,
may we remain, as we have been till now,
united by her poetic love somehow.

Question to Civilization
How long will we stand, civilization?
On the verge of being swept away
Existence is dissolving
The color of blood is losing its color
The title of a monster in the body of humanity
A vague painful poem on the lips
A field of teardrops in the eyes
Fire is writing the history of chemical evolution
I don’t want a crown, a precious stone;
I want the soil under my feet
I want the sunrise in my muscles
I want to be human once again.
How much more waiting, silence?
Many skies under the painted sky
The sea within the sea, the river within the river
Something else within the human being.
Continuous skyfall like snowfall
Bloodfall instead of waterfall
Instead of a heartbeat, gunpowder beats
There is no water in the clouds, but blood
The number of murders is a sign of arrogance
Know that religion does not die, people die.
Mesfakus Salahin is from Bangladesh.
Metamorphosis Moment
It’s an online nightmare
Kafkaesque at its best
Like a Castle out of reach
Caught up in, getting in
Getting by and why
Username and password
The ones you know
Or think you know
So off you go
To who knows where
There’s a site that might
Help, help to verify identity
A six number sequence
From hence we proceed
Or recede, get there, maybe
New name, new password
And then you must verify yet
Again and when you do
You find that you changed those
Back in January and so
You wander, a nameless tramp
Tramping on proper procedures
Waking up a large insect
Guilty of a crime you probably
Did but never noted
Ending up in
An internet death
“Like a dog.”
Happy Hour
It’s that time
As most nights.
“Get you something?”
Of course
Some nights it’s
Cranberry and seltzer
And a slice of lime.
On more adventuresome
Nights it’s
Some wine, mostly Merlot
And we sit back
Talk about our day
Or the day to come.
It’s almost a ritual
A celebration of sorts
An honor
Our happy hour
When we pretend the happy
Part and sip our way
Into the future.
“Tomorrow we’ll what?”
Or perhaps not
But we know that
We’ll know when
It’s that time
Again.
Marching Madness
The game is almost over
The results set
Winners and losers
Waiting for the clock
To celebrate, to escape
Get this last bit over
The fans are restless
Cheering, moaning
Getting ready to leave
Be out in the world again
The world without refs
Without coaches
And times out
Without a clock ticking
Down to a prescribed end
Fans leaving their seats
Becoming a crowd
Hungry, thirsty
Wondering how they
Will ever get home
From all this tangle
With the parking lot
So full and the rest
Of their day so empty.
Trump Deploys ICE Agents to Stand In for Striking Minnesota Doctors
Citing understaffing, improper training and administrative overload, some 28,000 Minnesota physicians have walked out. The gesture was made in sympathy with the almost 400,000 health care workers who staged a work stoppage last Thursday.
In response to this health care emergency, President Donald J. Trump has deployed some 5,000 ICE agents to stand in for the idled physicians. “We can’t have this bullshit,” railed Trump from Mar-a-Lago’s Epstein Lounge today.
“What if there’s an emergency?” he cried. “What is somebody’s suffering from deadly bone spurs or somethin’? Or if he gets a bruise on his hand, or starts fallin’ asleep at meetings and stuff?”
Confusion has been rampant, as poorly trained, unlicensed ICE agents grapple with medical emergencies. In Minneapolis, a pregnant Somali woman visited a hospital in desperate need of medical treatment.
But when the ICE physician was summoned, he immediately demanded identification. According to the agent, “Dr.” Biff Sluggard, a former nightclub bouncer from Keystone, Colorado, who was attracted to the $50,000 ICE recruitment bonus, the woman proved to be a non-citizen, but had a green card.
Slamming the woman to the floor, the doctor/agent arrested her on the spot. Prior to incarceration, the woman was sped by ambulance across the northern border into Canada, for delivery.
This was done, said an ICE spokesperson, to forestall subsequent patient claims of birthright citizenship. “ICE don’t believe in the 14th Amendment,” said Sluggard with a grin.
Emergency responders reacted to a call for help in the downtown Minneapolis area, only to find Jose Ruiz, a father of three small children, who became trapped under an automobile when the jack slipped.
Deducing that the brown-skinned man, who had no papers, was illegal, they left him as he was and instantly took custody of his children, aged 1-7 years. Last word was that the children were en route to a containment warehouse in Muncie, Indiana.
So far as Humor Times could determine, the man remains trapped under his vehicle. At a community clinic in Rochester, a meaty ICE agent stood guard before the “Whites Only” entrance. Various patients approached the portal and were summarily turned away.
The patients were denied entrance, according to the guard, in order to “forestall contaminating blood lines.” Inside, the physician, who was identified as Dr. K. Noem, was at an adjoining animal shelter next door, executing dogs with a large caliber handgun.
Border Czar Tom Homan told Humor Times that ICE agents are a “natural fit” to replace “slothful and lazy physicians” who forgo work. “ICE agents,” rasped Homan, “are first and foremost enforcers: of immigration law, removal of felons and others who violate U.S laws.
“They conduct criminal Investigations in a manner similar to the way a doctor catalogs symptoms. We also conduct document inspections: you ever tried to get health care service without providing ID?” Homan asked. “Ain’t gonna happen.
“An’ we surveill and collaborate with other agencies. ICE agents,” said Homan, “can be used as a force multiplier. We do this,” he explained, “by stepping into duties that do not require doctors’ specialized screening training, like reading X-rays.
“ICE agents won’t be performing major surgery,” he said with a laugh. “I mean, no brain surgery or heart transplants or deliveries of babies. Unless,” he said, raising a thick forefinger, “they’re illegal. In that case, we’ll deliver the little bastard, but separate the child from the parents at birth. We’ll put ’em all in a cage!”
The decision to replace Minnesota doctors with ICE agents came about because of the success of Trump’s deployment of thousands of ICE agents to supplement the depleted roll of TSA agents who have been working at airports without pay.
Some 50,000 TSA workers have gone without a paycheck since DHS funding was denied on February 14. Trump said on Saturday that ICE agents would “do doctoring like no one has ever seen before.”
Trump said this includes “the immediate arrest of all Illegal Immigrants who have come into our Country, with heavy emphasis on those from Somalia.” Minneapolis, a hotbed of Somali occupation, is host to more than 107,000 such individuals.
Trump, who has often shown a flair for naming his various programs and policies, was asked what he’d call his Minnesota-based ploy. After a reflective pause, he replied, “I think I’ll call it The Final Solution. Kinda rolls off the tongue, don’t it?” he asked.

Tulip
My tulip’s heart is filled with blood,
Its world is shattered, ruined.
Those cowards it once believed in,
Strangers who spoke only lies.
My gentle one, my delicate soul,
Forget the burdens of this world.
Among these cowards,
Do not bow your head—stand proud.
Many are drunk on the wine
Of this fleeting world.
But for the pain called love,
There is no one who has not been defeated.
Xo’jamurodova Nigina
Uzbekistan

After graduation many students take a year to travel. Some think that it would be more useful to work for a year. To what extent do you agree or disagree?
Namangan State Institute of Foreign Languages, 2nd-year student of Philology and Language Teaching (English).
Many students choose to travel for a year after graduation. Others believe that this time is better spent working. I think traveling can be useful too, but working gives more practical experience and important opportunities for the future. On the one hand, working for a year gives students real-life experience. On the job, they learn important skills such as responsibility, time management, and teamwork. In addition, by working, they can test their knowledge of their profession in practice. Another important aspect is that by working, students will also have the opportunity to save money, which will help them in their future plans.
On the other hand, traveling also broadens one’s worldview. By visiting different countries and cultures, young people gain new experiences and learn to be independent. This also greatly contributes to personal development. In conclusion, although traveling is also beneficial, I believe that working for a year is more beneficial. Because during this time, students can gain experience and create a solid foundation for their future careers.