the money was tempting though i had a woman send me an email today offering me three thousand dollars a week to be her sugar boy i congratulated her on finally reaching rock bottom ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- an empty church parking lot mothing makes me happier than an empty church parking lot on a sunday morning i'm sure if a few things would have gone different in my life my thoughts on god would be totally different although, i can't help but think god played a role in all of that so, the least of what should happen is all of the sheep going broke ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ under a tree i used to write poems under a tree across the street from where my girlfriend at the time used to live she saw me one morning and told me to stop stalking her i said just a few more stanzas to go the cops didn't understand that either ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- have it both ways sometimes i feel like not being afraid to die hasn't exactly worked out for me i somewhere lost the desire to still live i should be old enough to know you can't have it both ways but a stubborn asshole doesn't always get to choose his own reality ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- new neighbors the beauty of living around old people is you will have new neighbors every few years of course, none of them will be that lonely housewife you always heard about in the suburbs
J.J. Campbell (1976 – ?) is old enough to know better. He’s been widely published over the last quarter century, most recently at The Rye Whiskey Review, Mad Swirl, Horror Sleaze Trash, The Beatnik Cowboy and Cajun Mutt Press. You can find him most days on his mildly entertaining blog, evil delights. (https://evildelights.blogspot.com)
Under a Tree was very funny. I like punch line like ending.
Really liked your humor especially in Under a Tree
thanks for the kind words Keith