daily mortality

Consensus diagnoses based on
different synoptic patterns
derive from a nonsense line
in an old ballad. Omit that, & the
two shades don’t really match.

Frictional Fiction

We lean out of the window
as the car goes
round the corner. Too fast
but we don’t care. It’s
life, it’s sun, it’s something
to do as the car
leans out the window as
the world goes round
the corner.

one of several

He was supposed to
look younger than
the colorful helicopters
at the Museo del Aire

now that he was
receiving injections
of that really top notch
debating technique

developed from the
new high-sensitivity
technology of the
Stiffness Matrix.

A (slightly modified) found poem

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