NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 2025
He sent ICE into factories, fields;
seized workers, whisked them off to jail.
Alcatraz in the Everglades
is bursting with brown immigrants.
He wants the Nobel Peace Prize.
Sent National Guardsmen to LA,
threatens Portland, Chicago, and more.
He’ll quell protests in blue-state burgs
with military troops and guns.
He wants the Nobel Peace Prize.
He took health care away from millions;
food stamps, too, and meals on wheels.
He’s gunning for Social Security,
and all programs that help the poor.
He wants the Nobel Peace Prize.
Why? He’s ended seven wars!
Which? Don’t ask. Big wars. Bad wars.
When? Fake News is so unfair!
Broadcast license should be revoked.
Surprise! He didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize.
Kudos. Topical subject matter is hard to pull off but you have done a strong job of capturing satirically the felonious and feckless.
Nicely done! There are so many things I love about this piece. Oh, the irony. The channeling of his voice in “Big wars. Bad wars.” is, indeed, the cherry on top.
He is a glutton of enormous appetite. He wanted the Nobel…and everything else he doesn’t deserve. He is eating the world. Nice job highlighting the irony of his hunger.
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