The Ugly American He’s at the Airport in Doha At the gate And waiting For his flight, Then an American dude Shows up And starts complaining About a couple people Taking naps On the floor, The American dude Has no idea How silly and sad He looks, The ugly American, Still a thing After all these years. Taylor Dibbert is a writer, journalist, and poet in Washington, DC. “Rescue Dog,” his fifth book, was published in May.