ATTACK
(Or Don’t Have A COW, Man)
Just to be safe, one of the Secret Service men brought the letter to the President, even though he was certain there was nothing to it.
The letter had been checked for fingerprints and any identifying characteristics. Nothing could be determined from the letter except that it had been sent from Brooklyn. The text:
“President of the Evil Empire:
Within a week of receiving this letter, begin to remove all troops from overseas. You must repatriate at least 10% of those troops each year until all are gone from the long suffering world and are where they belong.
We will be watching you. If you do not comply, you will suffer very serious consequences.
-Conscience Of The World”