Street Light Interference Effect, or, You are a Slider
You’ve got this electricity thing. Capability. Talent. Call it what you want. It works.
Seventh grade was the first time it happened. Pre-Algebra class. Ms. It’s-None-of-Your-Business-Whether-or-Not-I’m-Married taught you how to find x if twenty-times-x-equals three hundred. She was the Cheshire cat. Her grin was so wide you could see the sides of her molars. Her eyelids were painted lavender. She was the drag queen Divine reincarnated, minus the belly rolls.At the end of class she single-filed you all at her desk. You were supposed to staple your papers together. The stapler was aqua, bedazzled with rhinestones. She sat at her desk munching on a snack cake, licking her fingers. Her nickname—Missile Tits—was obvious: she was Madonna in the eighties. Instead of a push-up bra she wore a push-out.
Your turn. You put your worksheet under the stapler’s mouth and pressed down on the stapler. Then you heard it: a sizzle, a thud, a crack, a hiss.
Ms. It’s-None-of-Your-Business-Whether-or-Not-I’m-Married’s smile dropped. She swiveled a one-eighty in her chair. You looked at the computer screen behind her. It waved at you, multicolored.
You pressed the stapler again. Pop! The screen went black. It revived itself, an artist’s palate of color whorls.








