Cross cultural communication
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Key words: Cross-culture, communication, endeavor, investigating, geographies, intercultural
Cross-cultural communication is a field of study investigating how people from differing cultural backgrounds communicate, in similar and different ways among themselves, and how they endeavor to communicate across cultures. Intercultural communication is a related field of study. Often referred to as intercultural communication, cross-cultural communication is the study of how verbal and nonverbal communication takes place among individuals from different backgrounds, geographies, and cultures.
As you can see, the definition is very straightforward, but learning how to implement cross-cultural communication into your career is not as black and white. Communication is also the core of publishing statements to broad audiences, monitoring all communication coming from clients, and preparing stakeholders for the worst are all duties of a PR professional.
With the globalization of businesses, PR professionals, in particular, must learn about cross-cultural communication and its impact on the PR industry so they don't make the mistake of misrepresenting a culture.
It is important to note before diving into the details of cross-cultural communication that there are cultural generalizations that do not account for specific individuals in a culture. For example, different countries around the world interpret hand gestures in different ways.
Since cross-cultural communication is how people belonging to different cultures communicate with each other, there are bound to be clashes between different cultures. One tactic to reduce these clashes is prioritizing diversity when hiring. When people from differing cultures work toward a common goal, the risk of offensive misunderstandings decreases, and the quality of work increases.
Communication is the exchange of meaning: it is my attempt to let you know what I mean. Communication includes any behavior that another human being perceives and interprets: it is your understanding of what I mean. Communication includes sending both verbal messages (words) and nonverbal messages (tone of voice, facial expression, behavior, and physical setting). It includes consciously sent messages as well as messages that the sender is totally unaware of sending. Whatever I say and do, I cannot help communicating. Communication therefore involves a complex, multilayered, dynamic process through which we exchange meaning.
Every communication has a message sender and a message receiver. The sent message is never identical to the received message. Why? Communication is indirect; it is a symbolic behavior. Ideas, feelings, and pieces of information cannot be communicated directly but must be externalized or symbolized before being communicated. Encoding describes the producing of a symbol message. Decoding describes the receiving of a message from a symbol. The message sender must encode his or her meaning into a form that the receiver will recognize-that is, into words and behavior. Receivers must then decode the words and behavior - the symbols - back into messages that have meaning for them.
For example because the Cantonese word for “eight” sounds like jaat, which means prosperity, a Hong Kong textile manufacturer Mr. Lau Ting-pong paid $5 million in 1988 for car registration number 8. A year later a European millionaire paid $4.8 million at Hong Kong’s Lunar New Year auction for vehicle registration number 7, a decision that mystified the Chinese, since the number 7 has little significance in the Chinese calculation of fortune. Translating meanings into words and behaviors - that is into symbols - and back again into meanings is based on a person's cultural background and is not the same for each person. The greater the difference in background between senders and receivers, the greater the difference in meanings attached to particular words and behaviors.
Cross-cultural communication occurs when a person from one culture sends message to a person from another culture. Cross-cultural miscommunication occurs when the person from the second culture does not receive the sender's intended message. The greater the differences between the sender's and the receiver's cultures, the greater the chance for cross-cultural miscommunication.
Communication does not necessarily result in understanding. Cross-cultural communication continually involves misunderstanding caused by misperception, misinterpretation, and misevaluation. When the sender of a message comes from one culture and the receiver from another, the chances of accurately transmitting a message are low. Foreigners see, interpret, and evaluate things differently, and consequently act upon them differently. In approaching cross-cultural situations, one should therefore assume difference until similarity is proven. It is also important to recognize that all behavior makes sense through the eyes of the person behaving and that logic and rationale are culturally relative. In cross-cultural situations, labeling behavior as bizarre usually reflects culturally based misperception, misinterpretation, and misevaluation; rarely does it reflect intentional malice or pathologically motivated behavior. Unwritten rules reflect a culture's interpretation of its surroundings.
CROSS-CULTURAL MISPERCEPTION No two national groups see the world in exactly the same way. Perception is the process by which each individual selects, organizes, and evaluates stimuli from the external environment to provide meaningful experiences for himself or herself. Perceptual patterns are neither innate nor absolute. They are selective, learned, culturally determined, consistent, and inaccurate. • Perception is selective. At any one time there are too many stimuli in the environment for us to observe. Therefore, we screen out most of what we see, hear, taste, and feel. We screen out the overload and allow only selected information through our perceptual screen to our conscious mind. • Perceptual patterns are learned. We are not born seeing the world in one particular way. Our experience teaches us to perceive the world in certain ways. • Perception is culturally determined. We learn to see the world in a certain way based on our cultural background. • Perception tends to remain constant. Once we see something in a particular way, we continue to see it that way. • We therefore see things that do not exist, and do not see things that do exist.
Our interests, values, and culture act as filters and lead us to distort, block, and even create what we choose to see and hear. We perceive what we expect to perceive. We perceive things according to what we have been trained to see, according to our cultural map. The distorting impact of perceptual filters causes us to see things that do not exist.
Interpretation occurs when an individual gives meaning to observations and their relationships; it is the process of making sense out of perceptions. Interpretation organizes our experience to guide our behavior. Based on our experience, we make assumptions about our perceptions so we will not have to rediscover meanings each time we encounter similar situations. For example, we make assumptions about how doors work, based on our experience of entering and leaving rooms; thus we do not have to relearn each time we have to open a door. Similarly, when we smell smoke, we generally assume there is a fire. Our consistent patterns of interpretation help us to act appropriately and quickly within our day-to-day world. Categories Since we are constantly bombarded with more stimuli than we can absorb and more perceptions than we can keep distinct, we only perceive those images that may be meaningful. We group perceived images into familiar categories that help to simplify our environment, become the basis for our interpretations, and allow us to function in an otherwise overly complex world.
Categories of perceived images become ineffective when we place people and things in the wrong group. Cross-cultural miscategorization occurs when I use my home country categories to make sense out of foreign situations. Stereotypes Stereotyping involves a form of categorization that organizes our experience and guides our behavior toward ethnic and national groups. Stereotypes never describe individual behavior; rather, they describe the behavioral norm for members of a particular group. Stereotypes, like other forms of categories, can be helpful or harmful depending on how we use them. Effective stereotyping allows people to understand and act appropriately in new situations. A stereotype can be helpful when it is • Consciously held. The person should be aware that he or she is describing a group norm rather than the characteristics of a specific individual. • Descriptive rather than evaluative. The stereotype should describe what people from this group will probably be like and not evaluate those people as good or bad. • Accurate. The stereotype should accurately describe the norm for the group to which the person belongs. • The first best guess about a group prior to having direct information about the specific person or persons involved.
Modified, based on further observation and experience with the actual people and situations. A subconsciously held stereotype is difficult to modify or discard even after we collect real information about a person, because it is often thought to reflect reality. If a subconscious stereotype also inaccurately evaluates a person or situation, we are likely to maintain an inappropriate, ineffective, and frequently harmful guide to reality. Managers ranked "most internationally effective" by their colleagues altered their stereotypes to fit the actual people involved, whereas managers ranked "least internationally effective" continued to maintain their stereotypes even in the face of contradictory information. To be effective, international managers must therefore be aware of cultural stereotypes and learn to set them aside when faced with contradictory evidence. They cannot pretend not to stereotype. If stereotyping is so useful as an initial guide to reality, why do people criticize it? The answer is that we have failed to accept stereotyping as a natural process and have consequently failed to learn to use it to our advantage.
For years we have viewed stereotyping as a form of primitive thinking, as an unnecessary simplification of reality. We have also viewed stereotyping as immoral: stereotypes can be inappropriate judgments of individuals based on inaccurate descriptions of groups. It is true that labeling people from a certain ethnic group as "bad" is immoral, but grouping individuals into categories is neither good nor bad-it simply reduces a complex reality to manageable dimensions. Negative views of stereotyping simply cloud our ability to understand people's actual behavior and impair our awareness of our own stereotypes.
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Poetry from Jullayeva Sitora Ismailovna

The heart of the poet The poet's heart does not want evil He seems to consider the enemy as a friend Turns bad into good Best wishes come true The poet's heart does not want evil He doesn't chase an elusive dream A wish becomes a goal If you live without a purpose your heart does not want separation So that tears don't flow from these cups No one should suffer the pain of separation Let them endure every pain with patience The heart of the poet advocates goodness May this bright world become heaven May all good intentions be answered.
Synchronized Chaos Mid-February: Grief and Joy
First of all, letting everyone know that we’ve picked a date for the Hayward Lit Hop, a community festival with different readings and events up and down B Street in Hayward, CA.
The third annual Lit Hop will take place the afternoon of Saturday, April 27th and we encourage everyone reading this who is in the area to attend! More information and a video clip showing off the Hop and how it works here on our website.
Secondly, Clare Songbirds Publishing House (CSPH) is launching its inaugural Elizabeth Royal Patton Memorial Poetry Competition. More about poet and English teacher Elizabeth Royal Patton here.
The Elizabeth Royal Patton Memorial Poetry Competition will be blind judged by a panel of five judges and cash prizes will be awarded to the top three poems. An anthology will be published with all the poems that make it through the first round of judging and each poet with an entry in the anthology will receive a free copy. All submissions must be sent via Submittable and the full rules and the link are here. The submission period will be from February 1 through April 18, 2024.
Now, for this month’s second issue, Grief and Joy. These feelings coexist here in abundance.

Nosirova Gavhar offers up a playful and happy glimpse of winter while windswept canyons drive E.T.’s speaker to silence.
Nigora Togaeva revels in the natural and cultural beauty and richness of the Uzbek region of Kashkadarya. Sayani Mukherjee’s work radiates the beauty of a cluster of golden poppies. Mahbub Alam remembers the wondrous scenes he’s seen in person and in his mind’s eye.
Peter Magliocco also speaks of memory, and aging and fading romantic and sexual desire while J.D. Nelson expresses his quiet weariness facing everyday life and its mishaps.
Taylor Dibbert reflects on the life of his beloved dog. Isabel Gomes de Diego surrounds us with our mortality with her images of the Chapel of Bones in Evora, Portugal while Bill Tope’s taut horror story presents retribution for thefts from beyond the grave.
Stephen Jarrell Williams speaks of different types of loss: the lack of physical and relational and spiritual homes, a departure on a train, and the fading of sunshine. George Gad Economou shares his booze-fueled dreams of leaving the past behind to move into the future.

Faleeha Hassan’s speaker plods along on a heavy wagon ride weighed down by sorrow. Safarova Zarnigor expresses the angst of being an old soul looking for love in a new world while J.J. Campbell searches for connection in a lonely town and stage of life.
Eva Lianou Petropolou laments how the children of Gaza will come of age in a time punctuated by war. Mykyta Ryzhykh speculates on unheard perspectives and untold stories buried under rubble. John Mellender relates a night in jail after an intense political protest in mock-epic verse while Daniel De Culla makes a mockery of the obscenity of war and power-hungry leaders. Walter Shulits also lambastes American political and economic power brokers in his epic series of poems while Ian Copestick blasts racism in law enforcement.
Sabrid Jahan Mahin urges us to be strong in a harsh and selfish world. Gulsanam Qurbonova encourages readers to think positively and avoid useless gossip while Lobar Davronova encourages moderation in the use of social media.
Yoldosheva Farangiz illustrates the transformation of a boy guided away from a life of mindless distraction to one of study. Guzal Sunnatova thanks her sister and her teacher for their encouragement to write and study poetry.
Tolquinboyeva Odinaxon writes of awakenings, moving from a hot summer to a fresh new autumn school year.

Continuing with the school theme, Sevinch Tulquinova describes technical tools that can help college students learn language. Meylieva Zebiniso discusses psychological and pedagogical teaching techniques. Madina Fayzullayeva points out resources to help students organize and cite research papers. Baratov Quvonchbek encourages students to learn fundamentals of media literacy to be able to evaluate information. Maftuna Umaraliyeva discusses methods of helping English language learners grasp idioms while Asilabonu Sobirova outlines ways to help English language learners improve their reading skills.
Alan Catlin constructs numbered short verses that link ideas and fragments in unusual, but resonant, ways. Vernon Frazer joins and juxtaposes fragments to suggest nebulous processes: the slow destruction of a reputation, the passage of human history. Patrick Sweeney crafts thoughtful one-liners that request multiple readings.
Shahnoza Ochildiyeva exults in the many wonderful summer activities available to Uzbek school children. Gulasal Nematjanavna highlights the optimism of and the opportunities open to Uzbekistan’s fresh generation of youth leaders.
Bangladeshi poet Muntasir Mamun Kiron extols the glorious historical tradition conveyed in the Bangla language. Barnokhan Ruziyeva describes academic programs in linguistics and translation that propel Uzbekistan into thought leadership in those fields.
Zuhra Ruzmetova finds nurturance in the bosom of her motherland of Uzbekistan. Others find care and companionship in more personal relationships.

Lilian Dipasupil Kunimasa celebrates life and friendship in pieces that peal with gentle musicality. Annie Johnson evokes the sweet comfort of sleep and memories of love and care.
Elmaya Jabbarova evokes the mysteries of how love begins, and how it fades. Graciela Noemi Villaverde suggests that passionate love can bring us to a form of divine eternity in our own minds while Maja Milojkovic compares deep, spiritual love to religious practice. Kristy Raines’ speaker describes a close intimate relationship that has brought her comfort and peace.
Ahmad Al-Khatat urges men who have found true love to appreciate the women dear to them. John Edward Culp invites listeners to hear love’s eternal story. Duane Vorhees describes sensuality and human thought and feeling through clever metaphor.
Jerry Langdon crafts a love poem that resembles a pop song, along with describing serious depression.
Mesfakus Salahin draws on religious and natural metaphors to convey grief. Dildora Toshtemirova mourns but looks forward to better days.

Diyora Kholmatjonova poetically grieves her departed mother while Sevinch Omonova encourages hers to find happiness in life. Nilufar Tokhtaboydva urges respect for parents due to the countless ways parents care and sacrifice for their children.
Gulsevar Xojamova provides a poignant reminder that not everyone has parental support while Akramova Shiringul Furqatjon illustrates the miracles that can happen through compassion and noticing the suffering people around us.
Nilufar Ergasheva illustrates her family and village navigating the change of seasons and a long winter, while Christopher Bernard’s poem points out small ways people hold onto warmth and the hope of spring in a bleak midwinter.
Mark Young’s “geographies” suggest maps and construction and our built and natural environments while Brian Barbeito finds the extraordinary in seemingly daily natural scenes, drawing on alien and spiritual metaphors.
We hope that this issue will help you find the beauty and grace in daily life, where pain, ecstasy, comfort and wonder all make up the panoply of our experiences.
Poetry from J.D. Nelson
February first peanut butter sandwiches for dinner tonight — weary of winter my tongue goes to the space where my teeth used to be — I’ve just missed the bus I can walk home by the time the next one arrives — bio/graf J. D. Nelson’s poems have appeared in many publications, worldwide, since 2002. He is the author of ten print chapbooks and e-books of poetry, including *Cinderella City* (The Red Ceilings Press, 2012). Nelson’s first full-length collection is *in ghostly onehead* (Post-Asemic Press, 2022). Visit his website, MadVerse.com, for more information and links to his published work. His haiku blog is at JDNelson.net. Nelson lives in Boulder, Colorado, USA.
Poetry from Ian Copestick
The Police Questionnaire -------------------- Someone I know is trying to join the police force. I know I feel the same way too but I really love this person. I was asking them how the first online interview went. 'It's just like a kind of questionnaire sort of thing. What would you do in certain circumstances' Me, being a natural piss taker said; You come across a gang of white men standing around, and a black man on the floor, bleeding. Who do you arrest ? If you answered The black man. Welcome to the police.
Poetry from Christopher Bernard
Deep Winter White sky blue earth a road of wind hard as stone between them the sun swings his walking stick as he strolls across the boulevards of February a small bird wings to a rain gutter sleeved in snow or perhaps it was only a mirage a child sits at a window making faces at an impending storm it does not believe in blizzards but it loves them you hold my love like a globe of ice where a soul once would have been no the winter sovereign in your mind will never become my final hope for spring ____ Christopher Bernard is an award-winning poet, novelist and essayist. His most recent books are the first two stories in the series “Otherwise,” for middle-grade readers: If You Ride A Crooked Trolley . . . and The Judgment Of Biestia.
Poetry from Walter Shulits

Homo Erectus Lives in Texas also published in Alternate Route (With apologies for any Texas-sized alternative truths…) Texas is the nexus of the issues that vex us…content to perplex us, sucker punch our solar plexus, threaten the values that connect us. Texans snicker that everything in Texas is better, bigger; maybe they need to rejigger the vigor with which they squeeze that AK-47 trigger, and stop quacking about the benefits of fracking while all sentient beings are gasping and hacking. For migrants it’s nerve-wracking not knowing if they’ll be repatriated home or put on a plane to Alaska—maybe Nome?—their children sentenced to tents surrounded by barbed wire fence—just what exactly was their offense? It’s scary if you’re trans-gender, treated like a sex offender: Reality be you’re no longer free to choose where you’re gonna pee, not against the “Wall,” definitely, that would be an obscenity because Texans expect order at the Mexican border, these descendants of the Alamo can’t take it anymo’, this migrant overflow, now in a panic outnumbered by Hispanics, drowning like DeCaprio on the Titanic… and would you believe a bi-weekly Baptist book-burning barbecue in Brownsville—burkas obviously banned— part of the catechism claiming there ain’t no racism or hate in the Lone Star State, where the Governor, a presidential candidate, expectorates as he defiantly states Texas won’t tolerate sexual reprobates—so if you’re bi or gay, just stay away, go play in LA—or move to some Massachusetts town where students tear all the statues down, tributes to American heroes vandalized by spoiled woke zeros. Thanks to the contortions of a Christian consortium, there’s a moratorium on almost all abortions—even in the case of rape, victims must escape to a more compassionate state while gynecologists must cease and desist; if they resist it’s not a slap on the wrist, it’s jail not bail, and if that fails, a sniper bullet to their entrails….which leads to the elephant in the room—all those guns that go boom—it’s okay to bring this cliche into the melee because Texas is a blood-red state, and as more and more Democrats emigrate, THE NRA whoops in elation, no more gun registration, Texas gonna lead the nation but then don’t be shocked when inside a first- grader’s lunch box…an apple and a loaded Glock so now teachers must pass a marksmanship test, buy a revolver and bulletproof vest, costly deal seems surreal but remember there are shootings in McDonalds over Happy Meals… or while visiting a church in Texarkana, you get shot at by a Proud Boy in a MAGA bandanna because you won’t chant that hosanna—“God is the way, through his messenger the NRA.” Billy Bob was really pissed, thought you were an atheist, damn heathen with no right to exist, but before he could squeeze off another round, your two hollow points knocked him to the ground, and all of a sudden you had joined the fight to smite those who would blight your civil rights, knew that preserving Texas for your descendants was dependent on defending the 2nd amendment, found it thrilling to see blood spilling during a mass killing, real not lame like in that “Mortal Kombat” game, Guadalcanal at the OK Corral in the high chaparral. So go to the mall y’all, stand tall, make ‘em fall ‘cause Texas calls: “Hook ‘Em Horns!”

Elon Musk’s Bed Stand Is it a covert confession, his guilt gushing, grabbing him by the ankles and shaking until truth tumbles onto the nightstand or is the photo his personal meme, the renunciation of a carefully cultivated carapace, an assertion of who he really is…or is it nothing more than the result of an inadvertent click of a camera capturing some guy’s distracted dumping of daily detritus, those pistols a ho- hum in a country with more guns than people? So, are we looking at some kind of hieroglyph hinting at a heretofore hidden hatred, or a psychopath’s preparation to perpetrate a crime, or simply an accidental still life of a makeshift Tupperware container…and that question can only be answered by examining the nature of the objects in the picture and probing for connections…not an easy task—like deciphering the previous moves that led to a position on a chessboard, an effort infinitely less intimidating if you know who the players are—which in this case we don’t…all we have is a picture of things that at first glance—second and third glances as well— simply don’t belong together, increasing the probability the Polaroid was purposely posed and passed on to or purloined by some predatory paparazzi pandering to the 48 percent of the public who parrot the pablum of partisan politicians, cheer when a six- year old exercises his right to bear arms and shoots his first-grade teacher, want welfare programs wiped out but donate to crowd-funding so a 19-year old football player can drive a Bentley on campus… regardless of who produced and procured the pic, the question of motive remains, with a plethora of plausible possibilities, from that inadvertent Polaroid to the cleansing of a conflicted conscience to a cloaked call to action by a captain of industry, a Congressman, a chief justice—or any collaborator in a cabal conspiring to crank up a coup, to mesmerize the minuscule minds of those minions of mediocrity, mold them into a militia to make America great again— but I digress; let’s let logic clean up this mess: What are the chances of an accidental photo being so perfectly centered on the nightstand, what are the odds of some drowsy dude dropping four coke cans and a glass bottle on the table and they all remain upright—yeah, right. So it should come as no surprise that I theorize the photo—regardless of whether the guy’d been hiding something he needed to purge or denying something he craved to exalt—was contrived to end all the lies, to shed a daytime disguise, lamenting possibly repenting pretending to be a nonsectarian humanitarian when he has been—and probably still is a barbarian libertarian, lusting to grind socialists into carrion, espousing the genetic superiority of Aryans…all this despite publicly pledging to give away all his wealth— convenient camouflage for his undercover stealth— and donating to the Rainbow Coalition while damning them faggots, lesbos and he-shes to eugenic perdition. Please don’t run; I’m nearly done—Them guns ain’t for fun, he doesn’t want his country overrun by drug-dealing migrant scum; from his QAnon history book he’s well aware that Washington crossed the Delaware to kick Beaners in the derriere to keep them from claiming welfare and medical care and putting up tents on Times Square— it’s almost more than he can bear—repressive progressives, woke jokers and blowhard libtards chipping away at his bill of rights—and he’s been ready to fight except he can’t sleep at night; even though those cokes are caffeine- free, every two hours he needs to pee; rather than wake up, hobble and wobble, he pisses in that glass bottle—let’s hope he doesn’t get thirsty and take a swallow—and something else requires extreme unction: all that sugar gives him erectile dysfunction; if word leaked out about this bigot’s spigot, his spineless spout, if his undercover brothers discover that he is other than a big-dicked mother…he’ll be corseted in a kaftan, lynched by the Ku Klux Clan then punji-sticked like in Vietnam, or an Oath Keeper will inject acid in his ureter, then chop off his peter, these operations ordered by his fellow hedge fund honchos, banker bigwigs and tech titans frightened of a public enlightened, of disclosure that they’re all posers—lip service to going green, have to protect the fossil fuel machine, pious palaver opposing abortion yet their pregnant paramours endure surgical contortion— oh how they rile up the rabble, those bedraggled cattle ever ready for battle, get them foaming and furious with jingoistic vitriol compelling but spurious…and indeed they never personally intercede, you’ll never see them bleed, cabalists with a nativist creed, a breed fueled by gluttonous greed, happy to let sycophants do their dirty deeds: they’ll never be held liable, out of sight with hands on the Bible while the riffraff en masse kick democracy’s ass, a reactionary master class leads to legislative impasse, autocracy under guise of democracy, a Christian theocracy, a border patrol of criminals on parole, 18 new corporate tax loopholes, retraction of affirmative action, inaction on police overreaction against minority factions. Please accept my regrets—we haven’t explained yet that Buddhist amulet: I don’t think it’s for spiritual protection because worshipping the dollar is his predilection, the face in the mirror his only genuflection; it’s about misdirection, circumspection over who controls the insurrection. He’s taken an approach derivative from events in times primitive, a deception tour de force like the Trojan horse, a symbol of compassion used for good old head bashing: now don’t chuckle—in your fist it’s a Dharmic brass knuckle that’ll make those bastards buckle. I’m no private eye so I can’t identify the guy and he’s so sly he can always buy an alibi… and frankly I’m scared shitless I’ll end up on the militia’s hit list unless I cease and desist, but it’s clear the guy ain’t no working class lout ‘cause money and clout are what it’s all about, so he can strike with impunity to dominate the social media community, fire millions of tweets— dopamine for his addicted sheep— rail against kikes and dikes but he’s still swamped by Facebook “likes” even though he’s not the one who writes, his anonymity so critical politically, and the guy is definitely American—just look at the guns he’s carryin; no other country has drive-in windows for guns—get a burger with a bazooka while you’re on the run, shoot up dance halls just for fun. Help, I think I’m being tailed—I could be jailed or impaled—better beat a retreat before things overheat and the Wagner Group turns me into sausage meat…but even though I’m a coward I don’t want democracy devoured by Fascists empowered and my heart is still red white and blue so before I bid adieu I’ll leave some clues for you to construe and then decide what to do: Follow the money at an electric car company, its financials in the shitter but the CEO still bought Twitter, clearly overreached while he flaunted freedom of speech, but there’s a huge ethical breech; political persuasion though a brazen online invasion leading to guns blazin’ in the Capitol of the nation… and then there’s the hedge fund wizard, a Machiavellian lizard, trying to grab regulators by the gizzard, set up PAC after PAC so Congress would have his back…next turning to the Supreme Court, the list of possible conspirators anything but short, their opinions of great import, the consequences impossible to thwart, and I know I’m being cynical but the right wing majority has been clinical, dare I say criminal: The Court contorted the Constitution as it water boarded Roe v Wade, state gun laws were waylaid, the EPA effectively spayed, federal funds for church schools okayed…and finally there’s the red state governor, a Harvard-educated southerner— the chump dumped Trump and hit the stump—appalling polemic during the pandemic, health experts aghast when he trashed students wearing masks, no migrants in his backyard—all deported to Martha’s Vineyard… okay, I guess I deserve a reproof for playing loose with the alternative truth; it’s uncouth to cast aspersion linking people to subversion but it’s in the intimacy of his privacy that man sheds his piety and anxiety, and if you can infiltrate that space, get behind the poker face, you might find more than a trace of a disgust for the human race; the guy just might be a traitor, a civil rights violator or a coup instigator….and if the night stand is an indicator, just imagine what you might learn from his refrigerator.

How Not to Enjoy a Goya (With apologies to Goya’s “The Third of May 1808”) Ho hum…just another line ‘em up shoot ‘em dead picture, kind of like bowling except the pins are made of flesh and bone, they bleed—wouldn’t it be cool if bowling pins set off sparklers when you crush ‘em—-and don’t reset: I mean what kind of human cartridge cushion of sane mind would get up just to be shot again—Muhammad Ali’s rope-a-dope tactics don’t work too well with bullets— so better to just be swept to the back of the alley— ooh,a double entendre—which I’m guessing is what happened here later but you never can tell because shooters, like bowlers, get blisters on their trigger fingers unless they’re seasoned professionals in which case their calluses are as callous as their compassion is constipated, and remember it takes time to reload before the next troupe of targets traipses in, while the unseen widows lack the strength to dig a hole deep enough to house 30 or so homicided husbands, so much heavier than bowling pins, so it’s highly possible that the bodies were just left where they fell, the pattern making a pretty sick Rorschach test for any helicopter hovering overhead or maybe a 3D topographic map of a chain of Pacific islands being swallowed by rising seas. Understand that this genre of painting goes beyond just guns, to guillotines, garottes, swords and hangman’s nooses depending on cultural protocols for mass killings and the mood the artist wants to manufacture; obviously guns are logistically the simplest—no need for a tree or wooden cross, or gasoline, which is expensive— and also extremely efficient if you want to ramp up volume rapidly, but guns also release those hideous poisonous gases that pollute Mother Earth…and there’s something seductive and artsy about a masked guy with earbuds carrying a curved sword on his massive shoulders hip hopping, locking and popping as he raps “Yo, you be dreading that I be heading to your beheading; my sword go sledding, your neck it’s shredding,” and don’t overlook the fact that both the sword and the guillotine give us the bowling balls needed to complete our sporty metaphor: Come On Baby, Let The Dead Heads Role… but why is it that it’s always a black guy who gets shot— okay, sometimes he’s brown, let’s not get picky, just as long as it’s a dark color, white would mean there goes the promotion for the shooter; he’d be in deep shit… but in any case here the marksmen sang the refrain “the bloodstain from the brain on the plain is in the main from enemies of Spain.” The old masters focused on the murderous machinations of military master- minds, barbarism through the prism of impressionism, depicting how against Attila the Hun the Romans were stunned then overrun and how under Pol Pot resistance went for nought, at least a million Cambodians shot while another blockbuster depicted how Custer failed to pass muster, his campaign so lackluster, reputation shorn, a target of scorn after his troops were butchered at Little Big Horn… Meanwhile other artists were sensing a gold mine in dispensing canvasses wrenching in their rendering of ethnic cleansing, paintings avant-garde of bodies marred or charred, a huge creative stride, the subjects fried, gasified in the come hither cauldron of genocide: Hutus on patrol, decapitating Tutsis their only goal—a Tutsi roll, get it?—Turkey showing no mercy in making beef jerky of Armenians while Hitler used every ruse to hide gassing the Jews who—quick learners— butchered the Palestinians like America did its Indians— it’s all so cruelly Darwinian—and it’s the United States that continues to take the mass execution genre to new heights with paintings of pop up performances in population centers and public places big and small—Miami, Philly, Uniontown Alabama, Tulsa Oklahoma, elementary schools, Walmarts, Waffle Houses, abortion centers, salivating artists rooting for more colorful mass shootings while the NRA is tooting that guns don’t cause these shootings or the ensuing lootings, this posse of quasi Nazis high steppin’ for their rights to carry weapons, denying that all across the nation there is a direct correlation between the absence of gun regulation and civic conflagration. Do you think the bastards in the painting would have had the balls to do battle with their victims in a boxing match, no bullets, or would the cowards have cringed, become unhinged, no counterfeit courage from schleppin’ that weapon…and might there be less fatalities from police brutality if a cop wasn’t afraid of being popped, sent to heaven by a teenager with an AK-47 but America loves winners and fun with guns has made the USA #1 in mass killings—oh, it’s so fulfilling— and we celebrate our success with mega- events, Super Bowls of Slaughter, post-game festivities including billy club bashing, water cannon colonoscopies, pursue and pepper spray the perp spectacles, and behold he’s out cold from the perfect chokehold demonstrations. So Mr. Goya, I don’t wanna annoy ya, but your painting just doesn’t rate, it’s so out of date, its techniques obsolete— like phone books, Blockbuster, Buick Le Sabres, Silvio Berlusconi, Blackberrys, Joe Biden—I know it’s bittersweet but you just can’t compete with the sausage meat made of men on the street in modern mass murders, and while it’s not something I condone, today’s artists are prone, for example, to death delivered by drone—such a boost to testosterone— part of a propensity toward butchery with high corpse density or bodies stacked as high as a mountain, blood spurting like a fountain because collectors have become jaded, the allure of the standard school shooting has faded and unfortunately the value of this canvass has been degraded, so if I may proffer some advice—and I’m so sorry about the painting’s drop in price— but if you were to give your consent, it might be possible to reinvent your masterpiece—I know it’s a real bummer—in the format paint by number for children six or younger: just think how you could influence their formative years. Walt Shulits is a retired bond market professional and lifelong paddling fanatic-canoe, sea kayak, outrigger canoe and surf ski-who stumbled upon writing poetry while searching for a non-sport activity that would give him the same sense of living in the moment as paddling. Residing in Provence, France he spends as much time as possible in his beloved Hawaii. He tries to write poems for the multitudes who find poetry as incomprehensible as Sanskrit or as unappealing as mountain oysters. Walt's poems have appeared in Dumpster Fire, Fleas on the Dog. Gargoyle, Griffel, Pike Press, and Wingless Dreamer.